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This guy cheers me up every time I see him.

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:55:36 -0400

This guy cheers me up every time I see him.

arissabeck: It has been decided that now I am getting TWO kitties!! Oh man I am so excited!!! Yes,...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:09:40 -0400

arissabeck:

It has been decided that now I am getting TWO kitties!! Oh man I am so excited!!!

Yes, yes, yes!!!!!!

Messing with scotch tape

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:52:37 -0400

Me: Hey, that tape looks kind of like a cross. All you need now is a tape Jesus.
My friend Kevin: Well, you do know what Jesus said on the cross.
Me: No, what?
My friend Kevin: God, Tape me.

Puns like this are the best.

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Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:07:00 -0400

weker1: I guess at 24(almost 25) I should learn this…Don’t Know...

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:05:42 -0400

weker1:

I guess at 24(almost 25) I should learn this…Don’t Know what I am more scared of, Driving or reading this book!lol

Hahahahaha. I remember having to go through that same book for my permit test which I failed the first time.

Looks like it’s movie night! I love new DVDs!

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:19:57 -0400

Looks like it’s movie night! I love new DVDs!

Gpoyw - Shiny new 22” Mac pros for animation!

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:28:03 -0400

Gpoyw - Shiny new 22” Mac pros for animation!

Danny DeVito has a facebook page too!!!!!!!!

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:17:29 -0400

Danny DeVito has a facebook page too!!!!!!!!:

Get the fuck on facebook and become a fan.

weker1: First time stop-motioning with clay. Not very...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:54:32 -0400

weker1:

First time stop-motioning with clay.

Not very good.

that wasn’t bad for your first time! I think it could have been even better if you hadn’t gotten your hands in frame so much. That was kind of distracting to me.

I love curves. Going from a 10% to a 71% on a calc test is...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:14:36 -0400

I love curves. Going from a 10% to a 71% on a calc test is fucking amazing.

ciwi: morningstar: There recently was a death of a 98...

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:51:29 -0400

ciwi:

morningstar:

There recently was a death of a 98 year-old woman named Irena Sendler. During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ’ulterior motive’ …. She knew what the Nazi’s plans were for the Jews (being German.). Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried and she carried in the back of her truck a burlap sack, (for larger kids..) She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.. During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. She was caught, and the Nazi’s broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it and reunited the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.
Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize … She was not selected.
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

An email I received from me Aunty this morning… Mainly posted for my loathing of Algore.

Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:53:55 -0400

weker1:

catnoises:

maryclare:

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonigh t. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded

weker1: My Net has been lagging hard the last few day’s…I think...

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:45:44 -0400

weker1:

My Net has been lagging hard the last few day’s…I think skynet is taking over.

No, man. It’s just the world trying to tell you to buy Dr. Horrible’s Sing A Long Blog on dvd. That’s what I did and everything in the world is better now! :D

Hitler is totes magotes the Jonas Brothers biggest fan.

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:32:01 -0400

Hitler is totes magotes the Jonas Brothers biggest fan.

(via bobbymiller) YES YES YES YES YES

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:17:55 -0400

(via bobbymiller)

YES YES YES YES YES

I just love when It feels just like I have a fever.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:54:36 -0400

BUT the goddamn thermometer says I’m fine. Well, thermometer, I don’t feel fucking fine!

(via fuckyeah4chan)

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:40:47 -0400

(via fuckyeah4chan)

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Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:59:46 -0400

I don’t know if I believe that.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:33:56 -0400

I don’t know if I believe that.

I am T-Pain.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:43:37 -0400